officialunitedstates:

"parkour"  I say as I walk up one step

snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

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(Source: snapchatting)

(Source: dysthymia)

(Source: egyptreject)

tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

(Source: tiolet)


Carrie (1976)

Carrie (1976)

(Source: vintagegal)

corpsepose:

happy easter

(Source: gingerdeer)

really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad

(Source: coagulates)

animeporterrobinson:

if a dude wants to wear a skirt let him wear a skirt what the fuck

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

bigplanetcomics:

dodostad:

god okay, nothing I can create will beat old spidermans

This does set the bar pretty high.

bigplanetcomics:

dodostad:

god okay, nothing I can create will beat old spidermans

This does set the bar pretty high.

(Source: orbitingghosts)