(Source: tylerjeromeh)

gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

noodlesonmyback:

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mybisexualfury:


givemethedrug:

"No you cant you’re 7" I laughed but this is wonderful

I love this!!!!

mybisexualfury:

givemethedrug:

"No you cant you’re 7" I laughed but this is wonderful

I love this!!!!

(Source: one-of-the-band-whores)

(Source: vapidswells)

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

boundbutterfly:

sterndaddy:

The last one made me BURST out laughing in the office! Had to try and show co-workers without letting them see the REST of my dashboard. AWKWARD!

Tears from laughing!!!! I love dog shaming posts. They’re so cute!

(Source: vicious-seamonkey)

whoreascoped:

Reblog this with your penis

pussylipgloss:

my children: hey mom whats for dinner??

me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!

my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days

witneyhouston:

when u r trying to get ready and ur friend keeps calling u asking if and when u will be ready 

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lunalovegouda:

That’s it that’s the whole show. 

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)