I think almost everyone I talked to today pissed me off :) but I’m still in a good mood and that’s what matters

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

mcdoublecunt:

what the fuck is a eurovision

(Source: eredar)

bitchytbh:

bitchytbh:

bitchytbh:

My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..

AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG

And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due

(Source: bitchytbh-old)

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

(Source: notwarhol)

Computer game of thrones B|

Computer game of thrones B|

(Source: cataidsontoast)

googlevideos:

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

21th

googlevideos:

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

21th

emgay:

 

emgay:

 

(Source: zachsrealm)

(Source: greenseers)

kenway:

last quarter of the school year more like

image

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

mrcraabs:

and so it begins